Brush Whisperer Gifts

'Say, I like that! What is it?'

That special place in heaven reserved for undiscovered composers, writers and artists.

Artist Paints Sale

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

The Art Student.

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

Just call me Picasso!

Artist and Musician

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

'What do you mean...You feel uncomfortable asking for time off?'

"What did you think was going to happen when you filled the feeder with lasagna?"

Raphael

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

Bulltoon: Certifiabull

"Judging by the number of 'Polar Bear in snowstorm' paintings the class seems apprehensive using color."

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

'Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy! Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy!'

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

Cheer up, you'll get your day.

"It ain't easy, Doc. There's a lot of pier pressure."

'My hair is so bad I have to cut it myself. I tried going to a hair salon once - they just yelled at it.'

"Arthur, the bird's gone and done it again."

'Oi, call the fire brigade, my foot's stuck.'

"Service."