Bracket Whisperer Gifts

"Want to play a little game of "Guess Their Tax Bracket?'"

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

"I've spent all night diluting our negative reviews on Yelp." "Really?" "Yeah. You know how you can usually tell when a business owner does that?" "They post 'reviews' that don't have even a hint of negativity." "Amateurs. Check out the negatives I include: 'House of Java Cafe. I hate it because it's so perfect, it makes the rest of my day feel inadequate.'"

'We need to target the rich and stupid.'

'Your 11:15 is here, to ratify the new agreement.'

"Our brand is about talking about our brand."

"He's sending an instant message."

"Your first job is to learn to recognize your boss' voice on the phone."

'Stocks fell on the perception that stocks would fall on the perception that stocks were falling.'

Brad seizes upon a hot trend in marketing: personal pop-up ads.

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"Like Facebook, I have also changed our company name so that it will be more clear and transparent to our customers who we are and what we do."

"It's a nice story, Mr. Fergus, but why do you always write in the passive voice?" "I suppose because I've been a taxpayer all my life."

Office full of computers and wires.

That special place in heaven reserved for undiscovered composers, writers and artists.

'I've got an idea. Why don't we just tack on the word 'natural' to our pesticide sprays?'

'Say, I like that! What is it?'

Soft Speaker, Loud Speaker, Deafening Speaker

'Good morning, This is receptionist Susan, portal to the boss.'

'We've isolated the gene for breadcrumbs!'

Artist Paints Sale

'I'm not asking anything for me but would you indicate to me as to whether you are bullish or bearish?'

"Liquidity is when you wake up one day to see your pension pot has vanished, then you wet yourself."

"Which swoosh best describes our corporate philosophy?"

'She used a scroggy piraya to flench her jargonel.'

He's more into the spoken word stuff.

"I've never written anything, but I think I have a good ear for dialogue."

'I'll have another scotch and my chimera will have a Cosmo.'

"Sorry for the confusion, but it's Poetry Night, not Poultry Night."

"Trying to retrieve words we can't think of is really the bond that holds us together, isn't it?"

'It's your liver calling. Do you want to knock it off up there?!'

'Excellent! There's a programme on about wireless technology...'

"Ever get the feeling that it's time we looked into going wireless?"