Toothpaste Whisperer Gifts

'I'm the toothpaste genie offering you a free dental plan!'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Wino Appreciation Group

'You wouldn't believe the day I've had.'

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

Cat plays a golf shot from a litter box.

"Can you spare a few megabytes of your precious time?"

"I think we could work very well together."

Woman reads Nigella Lawson cook book: 'Add butter to the mixture, remembering to moisten your lips ... whisk for three to four minutes, pouting throughout ...'

Cat Lover's Leap.

"And if your teeth could hear you, Larry, what would you say to them?"

"The toaster is sueing the sandwich maker over custody of the bread..."

'That's my husband, Brad. He's a dentist.'

The Complete Cycle.

'I need a new toy!'

Cake Writer's Block

Puppy and Kitten.

Persian

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