Tooth Whisperer Gifts

"I'm not actually doing anything-this is just punishment for not flossing."

"Of course, the money's good, but it's the teeth that keep me coming back."

Dentist reading 'Dentistry for Dummies'.

"And if your teeth could hear you, Larry, what would you say to them?"

'Try to humour him.' 'He's in a filthy mood.'

Very Specialized Specialists, Dr. Vengle, Dentist Specializing in Lower Incisors.

'Not you again.'

'Busy day?'

'I told you not to get too close while checking his back molars!'

'That's my husband, Brad. He's a dentist.'

Dr Gupta always knew his double degree in Mining Engineering and Dentistry would hit pay dirt!

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Police Feline Unit

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"It get it – you're hungry."

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

Biofelineism

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Children's Feast.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'You've made a powerful enemy'

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

Cats and gardens.

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

'He's not supposed to go out.'

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."