Torch Whisperer Gifts

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"

Braiding a Horse's Tail

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Wolf Karaoke

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

A Girl and Her Horse

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

'Bar-B-Q lit yet?'

Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room.

'Now, you've been naughty, you're in time out! I'll turn you over in five minutes!'

"At first I was a bit worried about the comeback of wolves in Europe. But I must admit that they had adapted well to living together with humans!"

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

"Just badly sprained thank goodness... I was so scared it might be broken..."

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

'Tell me more about your programmer.'

"And if your teeth could hear you, Larry, what would you say to them?"

"Well, I finally saw a shrink today."

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

Foreigner ready for the hunt

'I don't know why, but my cowboy seems to have an obsession with riding into the sunset...'

'That's my husband, Brad. He's a dentist.'

'The computer can talk to terminals all over the country. Bentley thinks it's talking about him.'

Ezra's purchase of an off-brand gps device meant he'd never get the chance to make his horse drink,

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!