Thorn Whisperer Gifts

"I am going to prune the climbing rose."

Gardener

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

The Worm Charmer

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

'Now it fits.'

"Get out of my face!"

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

'Do worms feel pain? Of course not! As a matter of fact...'

Raining

'Superstock'

'I could eat you.'

Agricultural Psychology

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

Where Deviled Eggs come from

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

"It says you need a CT scan and that the azaleas in the corner need to be watered twice daily."

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

"It's a destination wedding invitation. We have to cross the road."

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

"I'll check and see if he's available."

"Earthworms are good guys, and birds are good guys—that's just life, honey."