Thistle Whisperer Gifts

The only thing Fred hated more than weeds were weeds that made puns.

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'Now it fits.'

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

Mantis Love

"What did you think was going to happen when you filled the feeder with lasagna?"

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

'Nice jingle!'

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

'Choose, Fenster

Biodiversity

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'