Thistle Whisperer Prints

The only thing Fred hated more than weeds were weeds that made puns.

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'Now it fits.'

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

Mantis Love

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

"What did you think was going to happen when you filled the feeder with lasagna?"

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

Biodiversity

Spindle Neurons

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

'Nice jingle!'

'Choose, Fenster

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?