Telescope Whisperer Gifts

"That's the Crab nebula and that's the 'load of dots that don't look like anything much' nebula!"

Hubble Telescope

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

'She seems to think I only have one thing on my mind.'

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room.

'Interactive TV news.'

'Tell me more about your programmer.'

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

'The computer can talk to terminals all over the country. Bentley thinks it's talking about him.'

Computer whisperer.

we wanted to get rid of all the 'superbugs' but they were the only one's who understood the new it system

'I need a new toy!'

WWW.World.com

The fax machine had stopped and they did not know why.

You will do as I command...'It had a power surge.'

Cellular Plan

Happiness is a warm warm iPad.

"Shoot it? Shoot it? I don't even know which end of the darn thing to aim at it!"

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

"Hey, universe! I'm significant and I'm in charge!"

"Blimey, he's not the sharpest tool in the box, is he?"

"Sorry, honey, I can't talk now. I'm in the midst of some very intense negotiations with Bill Gates on the electronic rights to you and the kids."

'Sometimes, when I'm feeling unappreciated, I'll fake a system-wide data crash.'

"I keep getting the feeling I’m being watched."

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"

Information might travel at the speed of light, but the news still travels at the speed of sound bites.

'He's been a perfect jewel, ever since I knocked the stuffing out of him.'

"You can stop straining. I read the message wrong. It's 'crop' circle...my bad sorry."

'My Turing Machine doesn't understand me.'

Rudy, you bought me a high-definition camcorder. You shouldn't have. Is that you shouldn't have as in: It's just too thoughtful? Or, simply: You shouldn't have 'cause this gift stinks? I'm really blown away. Clarify!

G.P.S. satellites gone bad