Telescope Whisperer Gifts

"That's the Crab nebula and that's the 'load of dots that don't look like anything much' nebula!"

Hubble Telescope

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Hammer and chisel discussing what they've been doing, chisel says; 'Oh you know, getting into a few scrapes.'

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room.

'Interactive TV news.'

'Tell me more about your programmer.'

'Decoding is often 1, 14, 20, 9, 3, 12, 9, 13, 1, 3, 20, 9, 3.'

'The computer can talk to terminals all over the country. Bentley thinks it's talking about him.'

Computer whisperer.

we wanted to get rid of all the 'superbugs' but they were the only one's who understood the new it system

'I need a new toy!'

WWW.World.com

"Shoot it? Shoot it? I don't even know which end of the darn thing to aim at it!"

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

"Blimey, he's not the sharpest tool in the box, is he?"

Cellular Plan

You will do as I command...'It had a power surge.'

The fax machine had stopped and they did not know why.

"Sorry, honey, I can't talk now. I'm in the midst of some very intense negotiations with Bill Gates on the electronic rights to you and the kids."

'Sometimes, when I'm feeling unappreciated, I'll fake a system-wide data crash.'

"I keep getting the feeling I’m being watched."

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"

'He's been a perfect jewel, ever since I knocked the stuffing out of him.'

'My Turing Machine doesn't understand me.'

G.P.S. satellites gone bad

"You can stop straining. I read the message wrong. It's 'crop' circle...my bad sorry."

Tough germ.

'It's been telling you to blood-let a pint a day? When's the last time you updated that medical app?'