Compass Whisperer Gifts

"I have a feeling we're walking in circles..." "I'm sure we're not! It's only the fog that looks the same everywhere..."

Bassoons.

Computer Expert

My other cello is a Stradivari

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

Violin Practise

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

'Are you done yet?'

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

'That cloud doesn't look like a horse to me, but if I import it into Photoshop...'

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"I'll check and see if he's available."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

Creator's Block

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like medulla oblongata!'

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

Happy Violinist

"I made my first million tech consulting explaining the cloud to clients."

"Your wife says she's been watching you, and there are a lot of things you need to work on."

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

'Ach, Herr Scrooge - ghost of this, ghost of that...serious delusions.'

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'