Cactus Whisperer Gifts

"I think that's enough peyote for one day."

For thousands of years desert dwellers have harvested the delicious dark red juicy fruit of the saguaro.

A Cactus warning His friends to put their branches up while a Human passes by.

Say it with cacti

Garden Centre/Water Shortage

The Busy Gardener

Police Feline Unit

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

"It get it – you're hungry."

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Plant Lady

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Biofelineism

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

Gardener

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

An Unexpected Guest.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

Children's Feast.

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

Cat Towels