Cactus Whisperer Prints

"I think that's enough peyote for one day."

For thousands of years desert dwellers have harvested the delicious dark red juicy fruit of the saguaro.

A Cactus warning His friends to put their branches up while a Human passes by.

Say it with cacti

Garden Centre/Water Shortage

The Busy Gardener

Police Feline Unit

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"It get it – you're hungry."

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Gardener

Plant Lady

Biofelineism

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

An Unexpected Guest.

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

Children's Feast.

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Goddess.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)