Floral Whisperer Gifts

Gardening.

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

The Busy Gardener

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Gardener

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Plant Lady

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

An Unexpected Guest.

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Garden Goddess.

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

An old man growing berries

Award Winning Gardener

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

Botany Baby!