Compass Whisperer Mugs

"I have a feeling we're walking in circles..." "I'm sure we're not! It's only the fog that looks the same everywhere..."

Bassoons.

Computer Expert

My other cello is a Stradivari

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

Violin Practise

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

'Are you done yet?'

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"I'll check and see if he's available."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

Creator's Block

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like medulla oblongata!'

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

"I made my first million tech consulting explaining the cloud to clients."

Happy Violinist

"Your wife says she's been watching you, and there are a lot of things you need to work on."

'Ach, Herr Scrooge - ghost of this, ghost of that...serious delusions.'

"I'm the ghost of Christmas Tree Future, and honestly, it doesn't turn out well for you."

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."