Tooth Whisperers Gifts

'You will tell me if this irritates, won't you?'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Police Feline Unit

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"It get it – you're hungry."

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

Biofelineism

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

Cat Towels

Children's Feast.

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

Cat Reunion

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

Cats and gardens.

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

'You've made a powerful enemy'

'He's not supposed to go out.'

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

Unemotional Support Animal

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

Litter Tray Training