Tooth Whisperers T-Shirts

'You will tell me if this irritates, won't you?'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Police Feline Unit

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"It get it – you're hungry."

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

Biofelineism

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Children's Feast.

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

Cats and gardens.

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

'You've made a powerful enemy'

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

'He's not supposed to go out.'

Litter Tray Training

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

Cat Reunion

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

Unemotional Support Animal

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned: