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"Careful...she bites."

"This stool shall pass."

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Moo Out Loud

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

WTF?

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

"You know what the Serengeti lacks?—Decent deserts."

"Now, let your inner ‘bad dog’ answer the question ..."

The Hockey Puckey

It took awhile for fred and his new dentures to accept each other.

"And if your teeth could hear you, Larry, what would you say to them?"

'That's my husband, Brad. He's a dentist.'

'Every time you speak, George, your new teeth whistle!'

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

Dentist as car mechanic with mouth under the bonnet

"Hi, I'm on the toilet"

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

"We'd love to, but we had too much wine and cheese in the eighties."

Come to think of it...I could do with a showcase kitchen as it goes...

'I've been experiencing a lot of deja moo.'

Little Known Scenes From History: Alexander Graham Bell in prison inventing the phone so he can make his one call after being arrested.

"So, sniffed any interesting butts lately?"

'They're fine through the day, but when I leave work the little one goes 'wee wee wee' all the way home.'

I hear we're called gen txt. It's demeaning. Suggests our lives revolve 'round shallow misspelled missives. No dout! You're not helping me here. Y U usin big words? Hirz link 2 utube vid of cat pukin. Awsum!

Dentist as Sherlock Holmes investigating a patient's mouth

Dentist reading 'Dentistry for Dummies'.

What Is This Crap?

"What do you think of the new feed?"

"People are O.K., but I prefer little pieces of string."

"Some days I wake up grumpy. Other days, I let him sleep."

"IRL sucks."