Tooth Talker Mugs

"Careful...she bites."

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

Moo Out Loud

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

WTF?

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

"Now, let your inner ‘bad dog’ answer the question ..."

"You know what the Serengeti lacks?—Decent deserts."

It took awhile for fred and his new dentures to accept each other.

"And if your teeth could hear you, Larry, what would you say to them?"

'That's my husband, Brad. He's a dentist.'

'Every time you speak, George, your new teeth whistle!'

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

Come to think of it...I could do with a showcase kitchen as it goes...

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

"We'd love to, but we had too much wine and cheese in the eighties."

"Hi, I'm on the toilet"

Dentist as car mechanic with mouth under the bonnet

Little Known Scenes From History: Alexander Graham Bell in prison inventing the phone so he can make his one call after being arrested.

"So, sniffed any interesting butts lately?"

Dentist as Sherlock Holmes investigating a patient's mouth

'They're fine through the day, but when I leave work the little one goes 'wee wee wee' all the way home.'

Dentist reading 'Dentistry for Dummies'.

"IRL sucks."

"What do you think of the new feed?"

"Some days I wake up grumpy. Other days, I let him sleep."

"The Department of Revenue and Tax? No, sorry, never heard of it before. You must have dialed the wrong number. This is the Department of Tax and Revenue."

"People are O.K., but I prefer little pieces of string."

What Is This Crap?