Teeth Talker Mugs

The Hockey Puckey

'Every time you speak, George, your new teeth whistle!'

'Have you seen pictures of those redwood trees with holes big enough for cars to drive through?'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"This stool shall pass."

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Moo Out Loud

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

WTF?

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

"Now, let your inner ‘bad dog’ answer the question ..."

"You know what the Serengeti lacks?—Decent deserts."

It took awhile for fred and his new dentures to accept each other.

"And if your teeth could hear you, Larry, what would you say to them?"

'What if someone says 'everything is not alright'?'

'That's my husband, Brad. He's a dentist.'

Preserved

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

Come to think of it...I could do with a showcase kitchen as it goes...

'The good news is you don't have to worry about cholesterol, carbs, or trans fat.'

"Hi, I'm on the toilet"

Dentist as car mechanic with mouth under the bonnet

"We'd love to, but we had too much wine and cheese in the eighties."

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

'I've been experiencing a lot of deja moo.'

Little Known Scenes From History: Alexander Graham Bell in prison inventing the phone so he can make his one call after being arrested.

Dentist as Sherlock Holmes investigating a patient's mouth

"So, sniffed any interesting butts lately?"

'They're fine through the day, but when I leave work the little one goes 'wee wee wee' all the way home.'

I hear we're called gen txt. It's demeaning. Suggests our lives revolve 'round shallow misspelled missives. No dout! You're not helping me here. Y U usin big words? Hirz link 2 utube vid of cat pukin. Awsum!

'I decided the world wasn't ready for the wheel, so I invented the desk.'