Teeth Talker Mugs

'Every time you speak, George, your new teeth whistle!'

'Have you seen pictures of those redwood trees with holes big enough for cars to drive through?'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

Moo Out Loud

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

WTF?

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

"Now, let your inner ‘bad dog’ answer the question ..."

"You know what the Serengeti lacks?—Decent deserts."

It took awhile for fred and his new dentures to accept each other.

"And if your teeth could hear you, Larry, what would you say to them?"

'That's my husband, Brad. He's a dentist.'

Preserved

'What if someone says 'everything is not alright'?'

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

"Hi, I'm on the toilet"

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

"We'd love to, but we had too much wine and cheese in the eighties."

'The good news is you don't have to worry about cholesterol, carbs, or trans fat.'

Dentist as car mechanic with mouth under the bonnet

Come to think of it...I could do with a showcase kitchen as it goes...

Little Known Scenes From History: Alexander Graham Bell in prison inventing the phone so he can make his one call after being arrested.

"So, sniffed any interesting butts lately?"

Dentist as Sherlock Holmes investigating a patient's mouth

'They're fine through the day, but when I leave work the little one goes 'wee wee wee' all the way home.'

'I decided the world wasn't ready for the wheel, so I invented the desk.'

Dentist reading 'Dentistry for Dummies'.

"Careful...she bites."

"People are O.K., but I prefer little pieces of string."