Hair Whisperer Gifts

"I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson, but your hair just doesn't say anything to me today."

Moses parts the red hair

The same thing happened to my hair! Try sleeping on your side for a while!

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

'My hair is so bad I have to cut it myself. I tried going to a hair salon once - they just yelled at it.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Police Feline Unit

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Braiding a Horse's Tail

"Quick, start the car!"

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"It get it – you're hungry."

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

Dog Dreams

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

Biofelineism

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

'You know too much!'

Cat Towels