Heat Whisperer Gifts

Winter Weather Forecast: Wicked Cold....with sudden warm spells.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Critisize your weight.

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

His New Grillfriend

Super pets.

Fixing the Computer.

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

Cat plays a golf shot from a litter box.

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

Cat Lover's Leap.

Cellular Plan

Puppy and Kitten.

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"Have you made any retirement plans?"

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

'Now I really am sick.'

Pookie's Din-Din, Pookie's Wa-Wa

Persian

"Go! Go! Go! Go!" The hot video game where you're a peacemaker who disarms everyone in sight and sells them on the virtues of nonviolent communication.

'Sometimes I think they understand every word we're saying.'

"Meow!"

"Mrs. Tibbles, the vet will see you now."

"Here's a nice white wine. Goes great with grooming and hairballs.