Water Cooler Whisperer Gifts

"I've had enough reports for one day. Bring me some gossip."

'We're going to have to put a stop to all the gossiping by the water cooler.' (water cooler spreading gossip).

"Nine o’clock, water cooler, Claire and Sally – let’s do this!"

'I pretend to work.They pretend to pay me!'

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

Fixing the Computer.

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Cat Zoom Meeting

He is happy to take almost any kind of fish...

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Wino Appreciation Group

Cat plays a golf shot from a litter box.

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

"Nope! He'd never set eyes on a water cooler in all his years in the office!"

"It feels like me against the world but it's actually just the state of Connecticut."

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

Woman reads Nigella Lawson cook book: 'Add butter to the mixture, remembering to moisten your lips ... whisk for three to four minutes, pouting throughout ...'

Cat Lover's Leap.

Fish in Water Cooler.

"Stinking politicians and their dirty laundry!" "That's Bob. He's watching 'CSPIN', again."

"The toaster is sueing the sandwich maker over custody of the bread..."

The Complete Cycle.

'Wow, swimming IS great exercise! The bathroom scale I put down here shows I'm 20 pounds lighter!'