Horse Whisperer Gifts

'When i suggested you get another member for your tug-o-war team I wasn't thinking of Clive the Clydesdale and you know it!'

"It's just a case of which she breaks first - the pony or her neck."

'Just a minute!'

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

Don't laugh. It's added three points to his scores.

"I didn't mean to trample him. How do you say 'my bad' in human?"

'Bonjour, je m'appelle Henri, je suis Percheron.'

'How's your job at the stables?' - 'I'd better dash. My work is piling up.'

"Injuries are a tricky business. Break a leg and they shoot you; twist an ankle and they put you out to stud."

"Just badly sprained thank goodness... I was so scared it might be broken..."

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

'Ever ride before?'

A Girl and Her Horse

Huntsman falling off his horse

A carriage driver interested in acquiring a different horse

'I thought you were getting alternative therapy today...'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

'You're worried! What about me? I've never done this operation before!'

Horse with fast-food nose bag.

'Just the same, I KNOW it was the vaccine you gave her.'

'Hey look,Kenny A 'Tandem''

Mister Oedipus.

'OK gentlemen that's enough. Now, who wants to tell me how this all started?'

'Speak up!'

"Close the door! Do you live in a barn or something?"

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

'I KNOW how to handle the unpredictable, unreliable, undesirable PATIENTS, it's the PEOPLE.'

'I've fallen and I can't giddyup.'

'Welcome to the herd buddy! I just need to check your passport, there will be some obligatory jostling and squealing then we can carry on eating grass...'

Last Farrier for 100 Miles.

'In fact, class, one might say that there is a vas deferns...'

Apple Vending Machine.

'it began with a heart stopping trek up a moving narrow floor into a black abyss, then the terrible noises and smells in a teeny tiny vibrating stable...'

'Doc, you're the only vet I've seen who can palpate both ovaries...

'You need to learn when to say 'whoa'.'