Horse Whisperer Executive Gifts

Six Ayes and one Neigh.

Braiding a Horse's Tail

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Super pets.

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

'What do you mean...You feel uncomfortable asking for time off?'

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

'It's easy, Greg. Just get in touch with your inner regional sales manager.'

"Do you swear to calm the jittery financial markets, all the jittery financial markets and nothing but the jittery financial markets, so help you God?"

A Girl and Her Horse

Ernesto Valverde Tejedor

"It's not who you know, it's how you use them."

Merry Christmas.

Car Dentistry.

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

The Lawman

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

"Just badly sprained thank goodness... I was so scared it might be broken..."

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

Mister Oedipus.

"This obsession of yours about becoming a car mechanic..."

'I don't know why, but my cowboy seems to have an obsession with riding into the sunset...'

'Nonsense! They can't All have headaches.'

"You have a certain kind of charm, haven't you, Mr. Beadle? Well, that's all right. I'm not totally opposed to charm."

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

Ezra's purchase of an off-brand gps device meant he'd never get the chance to make his horse drink,

A man selling a horse to an older lady

"Well, I finally saw a shrink today."

Foreigner ready for the hunt