Horse Whisperers Gone Rogue Gifts

-Why do you always win at cards but not horses? -I can't shuffle the horses!

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Children's Parties

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"Quick, start the car!"

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Dog Dreams

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

I guess she had other plans for you.

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

'You know too much!'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

"That is an outrageous slur."

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

Raised by Dogs