Horse Whisperers Gone Rogue Mugs

-Why do you always win at cards but not horses? -I can't shuffle the horses!

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Braiding a Horse's Tail

"Quick, start the car!"

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Dog Dreams

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

'You know too much!'

I guess she had other plans for you.

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

"That is an outrageous slur."

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

Raised by Dogs

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

Collies Without Borders

'okay...where did you hide it?'