Horse Talker Gifts

"What does 'giddyup' even mean?"

Braiding a Horse's Tail

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

A Girl and Her Horse

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

'Where's my horse?'

"You know what the Serengeti lacks?—Decent deserts."

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

"Now, let your inner ‘bad dog’ answer the question ..."

"Just badly sprained thank goodness... I was so scared it might be broken..."

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

Ezra's purchase of an off-brand gps device meant he'd never get the chance to make his horse drink,

'I don't know why, but my cowboy seems to have an obsession with riding into the sunset...'

Inappropriate horse whispering.

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

Foreigner ready for the hunt

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

A man selling a horse to an older lady

"I got the cream, but the bulk of the old lady's estate is going to auction."

'I know you like your stallions tall Mary, but a clydesdale?'

"Well, I finally saw a shrink today."

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

'So....how many hours were you practising half pass this morning?'