Horse Whisperer Pillows

'When i suggested you get another member for your tug-o-war team I wasn't thinking of Clive the Clydesdale and you know it!'

"It's just a case of which she breaks first - the pony or her neck."

'Just a minute!'

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

"I didn't mean to trample him. How do you say 'my bad' in human?"

Don't laugh. It's added three points to his scores.

"Injuries are a tricky business. Break a leg and they shoot you; twist an ankle and they put you out to stud."

'How's your job at the stables?' - 'I'd better dash. My work is piling up.'

'Bonjour, je m'appelle Henri, je suis Percheron.'

"Just badly sprained thank goodness... I was so scared it might be broken..."

A carriage driver interested in acquiring a different horse

Huntsman falling off his horse

'I thought you were getting alternative therapy today...'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Horse with fast-food nose bag.

A Girl and Her Horse

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

'You're worried! What about me? I've never done this operation before!'

'Hey look,Kenny A 'Tandem''

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

'OK gentlemen that's enough. Now, who wants to tell me how this all started?'

'In fact, class, one might say that there is a vas deferns...'

'Doc, you're the only vet I've seen who can palpate both ovaries...

'Just the same, I KNOW it was the vaccine you gave her.'

Apple Vending Machine.

'Speak up!'

'You need to learn when to say 'whoa'.'

Last Farrier for 100 Miles.

'I KNOW how to handle the unpredictable, unreliable, undesirable PATIENTS, it's the PEOPLE.'

'I've fallen and I can't giddyup.'

"Close the door! Do you live in a barn or something?"

'Welcome to the herd buddy! I just need to check your passport, there will be some obligatory jostling and squealing then we can carry on eating grass...'

'it began with a heart stopping trek up a moving narrow floor into a black abyss, then the terrible noises and smells in a teeny tiny vibrating stable...'

"Bed and breakfast"

"This is why you read the instructions."