Horse Whisperer Wannabe Pillows

"Just remember, we switch back before we get to town."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. V

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Braiding a Horse's Tail

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"Quick, start the car!"

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Dog Dreams

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

'You know too much!'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

"That is an outrageous slur."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"This never happened."

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'