Biscuit Whisperer Gifts

'His name is Ralph, but he'll only come to you if you shout 'biscuit'.'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"What did you think was going to happen when you filled the feeder with lasagna?"

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

Teapot

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

'Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy! Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy!'

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

"It ain't easy, Doc. There's a lot of pier pressure."

"It's not carrots but the love of carrots that's the root of all evil."

"That was the pet store, dear - they want to know if you've noticed any minor flashes of aggression in Joey since starting the steroid bird feed?"

"Repeat after me..."

"Arthur, the bird's gone and done it again."

'Oi, call the fire brigade, my foot's stuck.'

"Service."

'You know, our health plan doesn't cover dental.'

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

'Dear father for what I am about to receive I give thee thanks.'

Feathered frenzy

'Man, you totally passed out last night, so we marked on your head.'