Biscuit Whisperer T-Shirts

'His name is Ralph, but he'll only come to you if you shout 'biscuit'.'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"What did you think was going to happen when you filled the feeder with lasagna?"

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

Teapot

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

'Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy! Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy!'

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

"It ain't easy, Doc. There's a lot of pier pressure."

"It's not carrots but the love of carrots that's the root of all evil."

'Oi, call the fire brigade, my foot's stuck.'

"Arthur, the bird's gone and done it again."

Emma Watson

"Repeat after me..."

"Service."

"That was the pet store, dear - they want to know if you've noticed any minor flashes of aggression in Joey since starting the steroid bird feed?"

Woman reads Nigella Lawson cook book: 'Add butter to the mixture, remembering to moisten your lips ... whisk for three to four minutes, pouting throughout ...'

'You know, our health plan doesn't cover dental.'

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

Homing pigeons in therapy.

Feathered frenzy