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'What therapy can't solve, the properly timed dog biscuit can.'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"I'd rather eat your homework."

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

'Actually, she's turned out to be a very clever pet. Watch when Rex stands up, she'll feed him a biscuit.'

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

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Cookie Surveillance

'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

I do want you to have a role in the group,but I wasn't thinking of 'the bloke who sits at the back eating biscuits and having a bit of a nap'.

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

"I'll fill it with Play Doh and no one will ever know the difference."

"Look, you bake the cookies, I eat them the system works."

Building a gingerbread house

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

'...Unt yur sufferink from a condition vee call tee 'Edible Complex'.'

"Wow, these are good!"

A complimentary biscuit

The price or the biscuits?

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

Doggy Bites

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"You're really gonna like these biscuits, there's bacon in them."

"I don't really think you're cut out for this job..."

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

'Crumbs everywhere!'

Dunking biscuits in the bosses tea.

'I'm still in conference, Miss Alsted.'

Biscuit Factory: Broken Biscuits/Biscuit Counselling Service

Cookie Thief

Shall I be mother?