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'No, not frisbees!.. Freebies!'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"I'd rather eat your homework."

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

'Actually, she's turned out to be a very clever pet. Watch when Rex stands up, she'll feed him a biscuit.'

'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'

Cookie Surveillance

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

I do want you to have a role in the group,but I wasn't thinking of 'the bloke who sits at the back eating biscuits and having a bit of a nap'.

Building a gingerbread house

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

"I'll fill it with Play Doh and no one will ever know the difference."

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

"Look, you bake the cookies, I eat them the system works."

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

'...Unt yur sufferink from a condition vee call tee 'Edible Complex'.'

Charity Shop Income on Rise

A complimentary biscuit

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

The price or the biscuits?

"You're really gonna like these biscuits, there's bacon in them."

"Wow, these are good!"

'Crumbs everywhere!'

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

Cookie Thief

The Price or the Biscuits?

'I'm still in conference, Miss Alsted.'

'Okay, okay. On second thought, maybe going on a diet isn't necessary.'

Biscuit Factory: Broken Biscuits/Biscuit Counselling Service

'The price or the biscuits?'