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Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

We're a bit snowed under at the moment, but we'll be round as soon as things ease off.

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"Don't forget Mr. Garibaldi's biscuits."

"Look, you bake the cookies, I eat them the system works."

"You're really gonna like these biscuits, there's bacon in them."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

"Beanirrito"

"I'd rather eat your homework."

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

Baking

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

'Actually, she's turned out to be a very clever pet. Watch when Rex stands up, she'll feed him a biscuit.'

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

Cookie Surveillance

'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

"What does she have that I don't?"

Building a gingerbread house

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

'I think we should leave a trail of crumbs so we don't get lost.'

'...Unt yur sufferink from a condition vee call tee 'Edible Complex'.'

'Careful, this used to be hot.'

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

"Nurse, I think I need to use the bread pan."

"Wow, these are good!"

"I bought this 'automatic bread maker', and so far it hasn't made any!"

"Our French chef just quit, so instead of the crepes you ordered, I made a breakfast burrito."

"I don't really think you're cut out for this job..."

"I'd just as soon it wasn't cut into those funny little pieces, if you don't mind."

'Crumbs everywhere!'