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Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Can I give you a slice of the action?

'Now here's a place I like!'

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

Baking

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

A dog at the bakery.

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"My mother taught me about baking. She was a great roll model!"

'You're going to be in heaven. Cindy makes the most amazing carrot cakes!'

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

'You've had enough.'

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

Cookery Lesson.

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

Gullib-Os

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"What does she have that I don't?"

"Look, you bake the cookies, I eat them the system works."

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

'Okay darlin' if you need more whipped cream just hit the red button.'

'I think we should leave a trail of crumbs so we don't get lost.'

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

'Careful, this used to be hot.'