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Doggy Bites

'Where're the biscuits?'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"I'd rather eat your homework."

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

'Actually, she's turned out to be a very clever pet. Watch when Rex stands up, she'll feed him a biscuit.'

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

Cookie Surveillance

'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'

I do want you to have a role in the group,but I wasn't thinking of 'the bloke who sits at the back eating biscuits and having a bit of a nap'.

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

Building a gingerbread house

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

Charity Shop Income on Rise

The price or the biscuits?

"Wow, these are good!"

A complimentary biscuit

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

'I'm still in conference, Miss Alsted.'

The Price or the Biscuits?

'A house is not a home until it contains food.'

Cookie Thief

'Okay, okay. On second thought, maybe going on a diet isn't necessary.'

Dunking biscuits in the bosses tea.

'The price or the biscuits?'

Cruel Pet Tricks

Biscuit Factory: Broken Biscuits/Biscuit Counselling Service

"Miss Smith - a Cup of tea and a plate of obscenely rich tea biscuits!"

'What do you call a vampire that you can dip into your tea?...Count Dunkula!'

A dog biscuit