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'Biscuit?' 'Leave it in the in-tray for the morning.'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"I'd rather eat your homework."

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

Teapot

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

Cookie Surveillance

'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

I do want you to have a role in the group,but I wasn't thinking of 'the bloke who sits at the back eating biscuits and having a bit of a nap'.

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

"I'll fill it with Play Doh and no one will ever know the difference."

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

'...Unt yur sufferink from a condition vee call tee 'Edible Complex'.'

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

"Wow, these are good!"

Doggy Bites

'I knew I needed help when I started going to fast food places only at night so I wouldn't have to share with sea gulls.'

Charity Shop Income on Rise

A complimentary biscuit

"I don't really think you're cut out for this job..."

The price or the biscuits?

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

'Crumbs everywhere!'

Dunking biscuits in the bosses tea.

Shall I be mother?

Cookie Thief

'Okay, okay. On second thought, maybe going on a diet isn't necessary.'

'I'm still in conference, Miss Alsted.'

The Price or the Biscuits?

Biscuit Factory: Broken Biscuits/Biscuit Counselling Service

'A house is not a home until it contains food.'