Biscuit Hoarder Mugs

'Biscuit?' 'Leave it in the in-tray for the morning.'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"I'd rather eat your homework."

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

Teapot

Cookie Surveillance

'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'

I do want you to have a role in the group,but I wasn't thinking of 'the bloke who sits at the back eating biscuits and having a bit of a nap'.

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

Charity Shop Income on Rise

A complimentary biscuit

The price or the biscuits?

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

Doggy Bites

"I don't really think you're cut out for this job..."

'I knew I needed help when I started going to fast food places only at night so I wouldn't have to share with sea gulls.'

"Wow, these are good!"

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

Biscuit Factory: Broken Biscuits/Biscuit Counselling Service

'Okay, okay. On second thought, maybe going on a diet isn't necessary.'

'The price or the biscuits?'

"Tia Carmen's Bucket List: pulling a 7-day telenovela bender."

'I'm still in conference, Miss Alsted.'

Cookie Thief

Dunking biscuits in the bosses tea.

Shall I be mother?

'A house is not a home until it contains food.'