Biscuit Hunter Pillows

Doggy Bites

'Where're the biscuits?'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"I'd rather eat your homework."

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

'Actually, she's turned out to be a very clever pet. Watch when Rex stands up, she'll feed him a biscuit.'

Cookie Surveillance

'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

I do want you to have a role in the group,but I wasn't thinking of 'the bloke who sits at the back eating biscuits and having a bit of a nap'.

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

Building a gingerbread house

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

"I'll fill it with Play Doh and no one will ever know the difference."

'...Unt yur sufferink from a condition vee call tee 'Edible Complex'.'

The price or the biscuits?

Charity Shop Income on Rise

A complimentary biscuit

'I ran as fast as I could, but I still couldn't catch the Gingerbread Man...'

"Wow, these are good!"

'Crumbs everywhere!'

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

'Okay, okay. On second thought, maybe going on a diet isn't necessary.'

'I'm still in conference, Miss Alsted.'

Cookie Thief

'A house is not a home until it contains food.'

Biscuit Factory: Broken Biscuits/Biscuit Counselling Service

Dunking biscuits in the bosses tea.

'The price or the biscuits?'

Cruel Pet Tricks

The Price or the Biscuits?

"Miss Smith - a Cup of tea and a plate of obscenely rich tea biscuits!"