Cake Whisperer Gifts

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Gardener

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

"Get out of my face!"

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

Raining

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

"I'm sorry, Walter, but I need room to write."

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

Husband bakes a pie

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"It says you need a CT scan and that the azaleas in the corner need to be watered twice daily."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'You wouldn't believe the day I've had.'

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

"It feels like me against the world but it's actually just the state of Connecticut."