Cake Whisperer Prints

'I think you left one off!'

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Gardener

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"Get out of my face!"

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

Raining

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

Husband bakes a pie

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

"I'm sorry, Walter, but I need room to write."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

Florist. A vase for everything and everything in its vase.

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"It says you need a CT scan and that the azaleas in the corner need to be watered twice daily."

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

Wine Talking

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."