Curd Whisperer T-Shirts

That elusive Pecorino!

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

"They’re real."

Agricultural Psychology

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

Pull the udder one

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

We come in pieces!

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

'Mama! Aliens.'

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

"You're wondering why I've called you here."

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

"It feels like me against the world but it's actually just the state of Connecticut."

'The first day on the job was not going well for Al...'

Sorry, I thought you said you wanted to see 'Parrot Normal Activity'

"Thanks for this. But if you miss us, you can just purr."

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

"Ever killed a man?"

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

'...OK so you've got the herd mentality... now go out tere and be a herd... now move!'

"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!"

Farmer Pickles hated it when the cows hummed Darth Vader's theme tune.

Cat Burglar.

Granny Wear

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

'Your barn door's open.'

"Your kneads? What about my kneads?"

Therapy for the cow dependent