Curd Whisperer Pillows

That elusive Pecorino!

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

"They’re real."

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

Agricultural Psychology

Pull the udder one

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

We come in pieces!

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

'Mama! Aliens.'

"You're wondering why I've called you here."

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

Sorry, I thought you said you wanted to see 'Parrot Normal Activity'

"It feels like me against the world but it's actually just the state of Connecticut."

"Thanks for this. But if you miss us, you can just purr."

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

'The first day on the job was not going well for Al...'

"Ever killed a man?"

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

Granny Wear

'...OK so you've got the herd mentality... now go out tere and be a herd... now move!'

Cat Burglar.

"You know, he's not nearly as scary close up!"

Farmer Pickles hated it when the cows hummed Darth Vader's theme tune.

'Your barn door's open.'

"Your kneads? What about my kneads?"