Sourdough Whisperer Pillows

Knead Dough? Apply Here!

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

"Lovely dovetail."

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

Granny Wear

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

"Your kneads? What about my kneads?"

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

Toast with faces popped up from toaster.

"The downside of living in the wild is that I need to shear myself now. Boy, do I now appreciate the skill professional shearers have: it's hard!"

Woodwork

Cellular Plan

I bake my own bread

Stitch one, pearl one...

"Thanks for the starter!"

'How can it be whole if the wheat has been ground into a powder?'

'I love your crocheted computer cover darling, but can I take it off now?'

"I keep getting the feeling I’m being watched."

'I'll leave a path of bread crumbs in case you need to find me.'

"Don't get any ideas. It's a sweater, not a scratching post!"

Haircuts

Live Laugh Knit

A mutant, possibly evil, ear of corn.

A baker with HUMONGOUS hands kneading dough has a tattoo, 'Born to Bake.'

'I like making pastry. It gets your hands clean.'

Sourdough starter. Mask-making supplies. Everything else