Sawdust Whisperer Pillows

"Lovely dovetail."

Woodwork

Turtle Hat

Bassoons.

Business man sees himself as a shark

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

'Another nice wave.'

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

"He never takes me anywhere."

"I said 'follow,' not stalk your bliss!"

"I've found the lawnmower!"

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

'I'm sorry. The CEO can't come to the phone right now. He's entertaining some prospective clients over lunch.'

'Remember, I deduct one grade point for every splinter.'

'The lumber company may not sell anything for new construction, but it sure is cleaning up on selling wood for boarding up houses.'

Flautist

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

"Sorry Bob, but it looks like your Pilot Fish was collateral damage in the feeding frenzy..."

A Classic Goldfish Game.

"For the record. This is usually the exact moment during one of your projects when things go horribly wrong."

'According to this book, goldfish have a 3 second memory...'

Knead Dough? Apply Here!

'Yeah, I know, but don't worry, I've scared the living daylights out of him: He'll never spear-fish again...'

Carpenter's Workshop.

A Cactus warning His friends to put their branches up while a Human passes by.

Say it with cacti

Hard working executive talks to his fish.

'It looks fishy to me.'

Hopkins!?!

'Now that guy is really obtuse. . . and I'm not talking about the angle of the triangle of his fin.'

"I think that's enough peyote for one day."

'Not THAT glass, you idiot.'

"When I retire, I'm thinking of down-sizing to a pond."