Cry Whisperer Pillows

"You have the right to remain silent, anytime you cry can be used against you...."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

Computer Expert

"They’re real."

"You need to stop bottling it up."

Pull the udder one

Mother threatening to gag her baby.

Mother's Love

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

"You're wondering why I've called you here."

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

'We'll have him back on his feet and under yours in no time!'

'Mama! Aliens.'

We come in pieces!

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

Sorry, I thought you said you wanted to see 'Parrot Normal Activity'

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

'The first day on the job was not going well for Al...'

"Do we have to use our inside voices through clenched teeth like you, Ms. Baker?"

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like medulla oblongata!'

"I made my first million tech consulting explaining the cloud to clients."

Having It All

Farmer Pickles hated it when the cows hummed Darth Vader's theme tune.