Grief Whisperer Pillows

"I knew if I started dating again so soon he'd flip out."

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

"You need to stop bottling it up."

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

"I'll check and see if he's available."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."

'He doesn't talk to me anymore.'

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

"You're on mute."

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

'Grief counselling'

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

"Your wife says she's been watching you, and there are a lot of things you need to work on."

'Ach, Herr Scrooge - ghost of this, ghost of that...serious delusions.'

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

"I'm the ghost of Christmas Tree Future, and honestly, it doesn't turn out well for you."

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

"Joe, is that you? Can you really hear me? What's the password for the email?"

Is this Seat Taken?

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

'He's not there at the moment so please leave a message.'

'If another barman cracks the joke about not serving spirits, I'm leaving ...'