Grief Whisperer Pillows

"I knew if I started dating again so soon he'd flip out."

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

"You need to stop bottling it up."

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

"I'll check and see if he's available."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

'He doesn't talk to me anymore.'

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

"You're on mute."

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

'Grief counselling'

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

"Your wife says she's been watching you, and there are a lot of things you need to work on."

'Ach, Herr Scrooge - ghost of this, ghost of that...serious delusions.'

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

"I'm the ghost of Christmas Tree Future, and honestly, it doesn't turn out well for you."

"Joe, is that you? Can you really hear me? What's the password for the email?"

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

Is this Seat Taken?

'If another barman cracks the joke about not serving spirits, I'm leaving ...'