Ghost Whisperer Pillows

"Oh, and I've started seeing a therapist."

'Ray, I think you may have a winning lottery ticket in the pants you were buried in...'

"I'll check and see if he's available."

"One knock for yes, two knocks to leave a message, three knocks to speak to an advisor..."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

Thank you for calling the after-life...

'So- supernatural phenomena, we meet again.'

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

Halloween Tree

"It appears to be a group message from the other side. Do you want to Reply All?"

"Leave this house and never return! It's a seller's market!"

"Thanks for rushing over but we've decided to keep our poltergeist!"

"...An old librarian wearing glasses directed you to the supernatural section?... Well, there was someone fitting your description who worked here once, but..."

"It's like texting, but for dead people."

"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain."

'Well, Running Bear. It looks like you're out of a job.'

'I suppose 'how did the mystery serial end? was better than no message at all.'

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

"I have eight spirits coming through."

'Perhaps he is talking from beyond the grave, but do you really want to know what he's saying?'

"Come on, Tom ... get an afterlife, will you?"

"I guess I've got the spirit in me!"

"I'm gettng a message from the Other Side ... buffering ... still buffering ..."

"You CAN be an effective haunter - we just need to unlock your potential!"

"I have grave news."

"Normally I have to wait ages for one of these, it must be your lucky day."

"C'mon, kids...we're going to visit Tia Marisela. It's her birthday. Just remind me not to be rude. She loves to talk, talk, talk and I'm always interrupting. I should, you know, show her more respect."

"Hi darling - I've just come back for my iphone...!"

"I'm getting a thunder of hooves and cry of 'Hi-yo, Silver!'..."

Bl**dy squatters

The Paranormal Society...

"Yes, I'm reading a book on paranormal phenomena. Why do you ask?"

Boo-bonic Plague

Booner

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."