Angel Whisperer Pillows

"Actually, it's pronounced 'An-hel'."

'Nonsmoker, healthy diet, regular exercise. You put up a good little fight.'

"I have a great idea for you, but naturally you're nowhere near your writing desk."

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

"I'll check and see if he's available."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

'Astronomy I, Astronomy II, Astronomy III'

'You've come a long way with your anger this year. In fact, I feel that you are ready to meet a special friend of mine...'

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

"I'm the ghost of Christmas Tree Future, and honestly, it doesn't turn out well for you."

Doctor with pump: 'Hold on a second while I inflate his ego.'

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

"Your wife says she's been watching you, and there are a lot of things you need to work on."

'Ach, Herr Scrooge - ghost of this, ghost of that...serious delusions.'

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

Is this Seat Taken?

"It's your mother. She wants to know why you never summon her."

"I have grave news."

'He's not there at the moment so please leave a message.'

"I have eight spirits coming through."

"Hi darling - I've just come back for my iphone...!"

"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain."

'If another barman cracks the joke about not serving spirits, I'm leaving ...'