Oak Whisperer Pillows

'Yeah, yeah, yeah; two years in French oak; warm days; cool summer nights. What the heck's the alcohol level?'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"Uh-Oh..."

Bassoons.

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

'Now it fits.'

"I will now fend off questions from the audience."

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

Business cartoon showing sales declining so much that they bounce off the floor.

"I'm sorry, JB, we still haven't worked out how we did it."

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

Man rotates profit chart so it shows growth not loss.

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

"And here is where we started putting profits before people."

Despite the economic downturn, sales are as good as ever.

Timber preservation

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

Creative accounting.

"We have reason to believe there may be some volatility in the fourth quarter."

Sales tied in knots

Clouds

'Astronomy I, Astronomy II, Astronomy III'

Bonsai Exhibit

"Let me through - I'm a bonsai tree surgeon."

Catastrophe Risk Insurance

Hanukkah tree

'Unfortunately, we were a little off-target again this quarter.'

'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'